Survey

Your name:
TJ and don't you forget it!

What time is it?
Time to get a life, but since I don't wear a watch and couldn't know that, lets get on with the life-sucking survey!

Place of birth:
:( Mommy found me under a rock in Missouri.

Nickname:
Fudge, Relic, people these days usually use my real name.

How did you get the idea for your profile name?
Mater means Mother, so it's supposed to mean Relic of the Mother, or Child of my Mother. Although Mater really means the Goddess mother. Works in both senses.

Elaborate on your default photo.
The view from Pikes Peak, our first real vacation!

What color are your eyes?
Deep deep chocolate brown.

What does your MySpace quote mean?
I think its another Babylon 5 quote.

What is the most recent movie you've seen in the theater:
Descent. dont bother, it sucked.

What is on your desktop background?
A picture of some flowers, I took it near the river here.

Currently reading:
History 1302...zzzz

Favorite song at the moment?
I'm no good at song titles.

What was the last thing you ate?
Cinnamon Apples.

When was the last time you drove a car?
Ive been driving a lot because of classes.
I don't drive on the weekends unless...well unless I am in mortal danger of starvation.

What is your current problem?
Too much homework, not enough sleep, why am I doing a survey?!?!?

What was the last thing you paid cash for?
Probably something from a soda machine.

What was the last thing you paid for with a credit card?
Lunch.

Who was the last person you spoke to on the phone?
Bitchy twit at the medical clinic appointment line. How do I get a job being rude to sick people?

Who was the last person you talked to?
The people I was at lunch with.

What color underwear are you wearing?
;)

What are you wearing right now?
I've heard that one before...

What is the first thing you do in the morning?
Pee, I always pee first. No not really, I always push the snooze for about 30 minutes first. Then I pee.

What did you do last night?
Watched 4400, did homework, tried to not die of the crud.

What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Normally the left.

Did you dream last night?
Probably, I don't remember it though.

When was the last time you worked out?
My excuse? Ive been sick, so its been a few weeks.


Firsts:

Who was your first Best Friend and are you still friends with them?
AMANDA!!!! YES!!!!

Who was your first prom date?
I went without a date, just us girls!

Second prom date?
Had a car, wore jeans and a shirt with skulls on it, he basically paid for dinner and dropped me and Tammy off :)

Who was your first roommate?
I can see her face absolutely clearly in my mind, but I can't remember her name! She was so cool. ***LYNN!!!! Her name was Lynn!***

What alcoholic beverage did you drink when you got drunk the first time?
Wine...mmm wine.

What was your first job?
Burger King. Kill me now.

When did you go to your first funeral?
Long story, I may post on this later.

How old were you when you first moved away from your hometown?
I moved alot as a kid, so I never really had a sense of 'hometown' until I moved back to St. Joe in middle school. I left there right after HS.

Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane?
From Tampa back to Kansas City when I was 7 or 8, right after little brother Jesse was born. (Happy Sweet 16, little brother )

When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with?
I never had to sneak out, my family knew I was responsible so when I got old enough to want to stay out late, they just reminded me to take care. Oddly, then they called the police when I didn't show up until after midnight. How weird is that?

Where did you live the first time you moved out of your parents house?
With my grandmother, which was really not moving out of my parents house, because until then we had all been living together. It's like we both moved out together. Haha.

What was the first concert you ever went to?
Okay, I'm not a big concert goer, so the only one I have ever been to was a freebie for Hootie and the Blowfish.

Who is the first person you call when you have a bad day?
Nobody, I'm too much of a loner and I hate telephones. But if someone's online or calls me, I'll tell them all about it.

Age of first kiss?
HS Freshman, but I can't remember his name. Probably because I blocked out the hideous memory of him, unfortunately I can't forget how revolting and scary he was.

First crush?
6 years old, Henry from next door.

Which came first?
Icy toes. warm husband calves evolved as a natural response to icy toes.

Favorites:

Favorite foods:
Hot Wings lately, even though I can't stand chicken or spicy food. How does that work? But really, I looove seafood and exotic foods, but also steak and potatoes.

Favorite restaurants:
The sushi place in Okinawa, Ghengis Kahn Mongolian BBQ, Co-co's Curry. Here? Eh, PF Changs was good. Olive Garden or Johnny Carino's.

Favorite Flowers:
Lilac and Tulip

Which finger is your favorite?
Wow, there is no right answer to that one.

Favorite sport to watch:
I only watch sports during the Olympics.

Favorite drink:
Mt. Dew, Sangria, Tawny Port, Amber Bock, Unsweet Ice Tea

Favorite ice cream:
Well I hate it when someone nuts in my ice cream, i mean 'when there are nuts in my ice cream'...grrr no pecans please. Anything with any combination of coffee, chocolate or caramel, ooo or almonds. Almonds aren't nuts i swear. Ok I made that up I don't know anything about almonds.

What is your favorite band?
rubber.

Favorite day of the week:
Sci-Fi Friday!

Favorite TV show: currently running?
Battlestar Galactica and Stargate SG-1, ooohh also The 4400.

Ford or Chevy:
Yeah I don't care, as long as it runs I'll drive it.

What's your ideal vacation spot?
We had a pretty good time in Colorado.

How do you like your eggs?
Almost any way, but the best is with the runny yolk so I can sop it up with buttered toast. MMMM.... and deviled eggs rock.

Is Mcdonalds disgusting?
Yes, but I still like their burgers and fries better than BK.

Do you prefer baths or showers?
Both rock. My tub at home isnt really very cozy, so its usually showers for me.

What are you addicted to?
Fanfic, and this is why 'Manders and I are such good friends.

Crunchy or creamy peanut butter?
Creamy creamy pb!

Do you like camping?
YES! but my cuteboy is an indoor pet :(

Are dogs a man's best friend?
A man's yes, mine...no.

Random Factiods and Question-thingys.

Have you ever done something illegal?
I once drove alone on a learner's permit. Yup, this is me, on the wild side.

What does your dad do for a living?
i think he's a carpenter or mechanic or something...but i don't actually care...at all...

Where do you work?
In a big building

Are you an aggressive driver?
Nope, I'm very careful and timid really, but I will swear at people. A lot. Never been in an accident though, so I must be doing something right.

What is the thing you'd want to change about yourself?
Motivation and self-confidence.

If you could go back in time and change something, what would it be?
Its too horrible of a thing to say

Do you want to live to be 100?
Sure, if I'm healthy.

Name someone with the same birthday as you:
My Great Friend Jesecca, which is so darn neat.

Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
Ugh. When I had my hair really short everyone said I looked like Wynona Rider.

Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday?
I don't like to but I do. Strange dress code at work ;)

Piercings:
One in each ear

Birthmark:
On the back of my hand.

Speak any languages?
The International Language of Pancakes.

Been in a car accident:
Ice storms highway exit signs = bad :(

What color is your bedroom carpet:
Yet another shade of beige, I must end this renter's nightmare and buy a house!

How many times you failed your driver's test:
Passed the written all 4 times I took it. It was the driving that kicked me in the ass :)

Before this one, from who did you get your last email:
spaceweather.com

What do you do most often when you get bored?
TV, watch movies, get online, read

Who will respond to this e-mail the quickest?
It's not an email anymore...I'm confoosed

Who are you the most curious about their responses to this?
Curiosity killed the cat. I hate cats. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. Therefore I must be curious about my MichaelLoverman's responses to my post.

How many tattoos do you have:
One, a dragonfly on my shoulder.

How many pets do you have:
Zero! Amanda has beagles??? WTF??

Do you snore?
Yes, hubby thinks its a cute, light snore. His however, is neither cute nor light...

Are you a lover or a fighter?
What did you do to piss me off?!

What's your worst fear?
Dying without reaching my dreams.

What do you think of "REALITY" TV?
Crap crap craptastic, I avoid it all so as to save my brain cells from pain. Except medical and home improvement stuff. But its not really the same thing. Is it???

Do you chew your straws?
If I'm bored.

Were you a cute baby?
That's what they tell me, but I don't have many pictures to prove it.

Do you sing in the shower?
No, unless the loverboy is nearby, and I sing cute lovergirl songs too him.

Can you swim?
Kinda, but I don't often, because I'm not so sexy in a swimsuit.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Kinky.

Have you ever been on an airplane?
Several times, even halfway around the world a couple times.

Are you an only child?
Yes and No, long story.

Whats your stand on hunting?
It shouldn't be done just so you can stuff it and mount it in your den. Eat what you kill or don't kill it. I completely agree with this Amanda person.

Do you like your handwriting?
Nope, I can barely read it myself.

What are you allergic to?
Percocet and raw tuna. You do NOT want to be in the same bathroom as me after a meal with raw tuna.

Where does the other sock end up?
Behind the dryer. HOW DOES IT GET THERE!!???

What time is it?
Quit asking me that.

Are you afraid of the dark?
Did we just watch a scary movie? If so, yes, otherwise the darkness is a refuge.

Can you crack your neck?
Yes, and also my tailbone and pretty much everything else, its not going to be good when I'm old.

Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
no, thank goodness

Are you a heavy sleeper?
No :( but dont you dare wake me up if you want your face to stay like it is!

Are you Psychic?
No, but sometimes I think about how cool it would be if all the women of the world woke up one day and were psychic, and all the men were empaths. That would probably make a really good book.

Do you play any instruments?
The flute, and I once tried the oboe, but I'm not that good at either.

Can you do the moonwalk?
No, but I'd like to give it a try, on the real thing of course.

Do you make a lot of mistakes?
Dude, I am such a klutz.

Do you wear nail polish?
Yes, but then I let it chip until it looks terrible.

Whats the most annoying tv commercial?
Dude! The BK King commercials, SOO STUUUPIIIIIIIIDDDD!!!!

Do you like your life?
Yes, so far. But there are things I feel I have to do to die happy, and those things are out of reach at the moment.

YOUR PET NAME: (favorite gem,favorite color):
Emerald Blue

YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of dad, cell phone company you use):
Daniel Nothing

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, first 3 letters of mother's maiden name plus last three of each):
Jonnie Nesson

Stuff I put at the end, so nobody will read it:

-Longest relationship:
The Marriage is going on 3 years now.

-Shortest relationship:
6 weeks, your standard UB summer session.

-How many people have you broken up with?
one, creapy guy whose name I have intentionally blocked

Have you been in love?
I have been passionately infatuated...and in love. At the time I couldn't tell the difference.

-How many times have you truly been in love?
its way too easy to fall in 'love'
*sings...its so easy to fall in love, its so easy to faaallll in love!*

-How many boyfriends/girlfriends have told you that they love you?
All, I think. Not sure.

-Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry?
I think I made Hubby cry once. I'm sorry babe.

-Have you ever cried over a boyfriend or girlfriend?
i'm a bit of a cryer

Is the single life for you?
Never! Must have the loverboy!

-Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend or girlfriend?
never

-Have you ever been cheated on?
certain, yet unproven

-Worst relationship?
The first one...that guy was creapy and kinda scary.

-Have you ever broken someones heart?
probably that creapy guy...

-Have you dated people who were not good to you?
yes...creapy guy

-Have you been in an abusive relationship?
no... i got rid of creapy guy before it came to that

-Have you EVER DATED SOME ONE OLDER?
not by much, no more than a year I think
WHY DOES THIS QUESTION NEED TO BE IN CAPS??!!

-Younger?
same as above

-What is one thing that all of your exes had in common?
Bad eyesight, how sad is that?

-Have you ever cried yourself to sleep over a boyfriend or girlfriend?
Silly question.

-Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
I've given a second chance before, ended the same. Bad idea.

-Ever been given an Engagement ring?
no, we got married a bit quick for that

-Do you have something to say to any of your exes?
i hope you're happy (different emphasis depending on which one)

What feature(s) do you find most attractive on men?
Shoulders. Mmmmm shoulders...and that part of the jaw, where the chin meets the neck..

Do you kiss on the first date?
No, I don't think I ever did.

Who do you want to kiss?
The stars.

Do you like to have your neck kissed?
Well duh!

Do you want a baby?
Yeah, but lets not talk about it. Because not talking about it is easier than living a real life.

You believe in divorce?
Well it happens all the time, so it must exist, what a dumb question. Seriously though, it depends on what your relationship has become whether to try and save it or start fresh.

Favorite semi-famous eye/brain candy:
Ben Browder, John (Farscape)
Michael Shanks, Daniel (SG1)
Jason Carter, Marcus (B5)
Sean Maher, Simon (Firefly)
J.R. Bourne (Martouf) (SG1)

This is getting kinda sad, isn't it? There are more, but I'm gonna quit now, before my friends disown me.