Female Student #1: You guys got a raise, why didn't I get a raise??!
Clueless Male Students: Because minimum wage for men increased, women don't get raises. *har har har*
Female Professor is not amused.
Clueless Male Students: You know we're just joking, you guys got equality, quit complaining!! You don't see me playing the race card every time, quit playing the sex card, gosh!
Female Professor: Oh really buddy? You play all the cards you've got, I guarantee I've got a bigger deck.
Female Student #2: *uncontrollable laughter*
Clueless Male Students: *oblivious* / *stunned speechless*
Well played, Dr. S, well played.