Monday, September 18, 2006

iPod pErson

First, I must entertain you...then, I shall writ e words, and I shall wonder why there is a n unintentional space in many of my words, and then I shall scream. I did not type those spaces, and they will not go away. I shal l scream. Don't think I shan't...

Here are the words.
I have broken down, and I will buy an iPod. I shall become a Pod Person, and it sickens me. Why am I dooming myself to using a popular piece of technology, when I am so obviously allergic to such mainstream behavior?

'cause I wanna listen to MY music before I go to bed, waaaaa!!!!

Yes, what I really need is a new alarm clock, and what I want is the ability to listen to music as I fall asleep. I dislike having multiple systems for multiple functions, therefore I require a multitasking device to do both. Therefore I will get an iPod alarm clock. Yes yes, a Pod Person I shall be.

Did you get the memo?

1 comment:

  1. LMAO!! I've been saying more or less the same thing for the last 10 years... that Evolution and Creation theory aren't exculisve to one another but some how most people just don't want to hear it. It used to be the people at church, now its my college professors.

    Posted by Eight Cylinder Super Hero on September 19, 2006 - Tuesday at 9:27 AM