Alcohol gives me heartburn. I had 4 beers on Friday. I did not get heartburn on Friday.
Today I had orange juice. Today it hurts to breathe. Today everything tastes like orange juice. All I wanted was a glass of orange juice. Now I do not want to ever see orange juice again.
Honestly though, everything gives me heartburn.
I saw low-acid orange juice at the store last week, and the person with me couldn't understand why I was so excited. This week I will buy low-acid orange juice.
I bet it will give me heartburn.