Self 1: Why have I had no visitors in the last week?
Self 2: I guess nobody cares about your Rigelbird or your grades or what you had for lunch, duh.
Self 1: That must be true. *sadness*
Self 1: Still no visitors?
Self 2: Maybe you should have put the analytics code back into your page after you changed layout, dumbass.
Self 1: Doh.