Scene: Husband putting away groceries.
MJ: I don't know where you want the coffee.
TJ: Just leave it on the counter, I'm using it in a minute to bake.
MJ: Oh, I was wondering why you bought instant.
TJ: Yeah, its not like I bought it to drink. *Yak*
MJ: Its been so long since I had instant, I don't even know how to make it.
TJ: *Blank stare* Its instant.
MJ: Yeah, but its been awhile.
TJ: *dead from Teh Stopidz*
So, for anyone who is unsure how to "make" Instant Coffee:
1. PUT one rounded teaspoonful in a cup.
2. ADD 6 oz. boiling water and stir.
the mind boggles